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How Does Your Chicken Cross The Road?

  • NT Chicken: Will cross the road in June; no, in August. September for sure.
  • OS/2 Chicken: It tried to cross the road several times, and finally gave up.
  • Win 95 Chicken: You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
  • Win 3.1 Chicken: Your chicken starts to cross the road but for some reason freezes unexpectedly halfway across - clucking "Sqwak... General Protection Fault Sqwak ... Task : Walk ... Sqwak 00123795". At this point it is squished by a passing truck and you have to try again with another chicken.
  • Microsoft Chicken (TM): It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
  • OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
  • Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ...
  • C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
  • C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
  • VB Chicken: USHighways!TheRoad cross (aChicken)
  • Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
  • Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download a chicklet to the other side.
  • Web Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
  • Gopher Chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
  • Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.
  • Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
  • Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.
  • Lotus Chicken: Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!
  • Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.


25 March 2001