How Does Your Chicken Cross The Road?
- NT Chicken:
Will cross the road in June; no, in August. September for sure.
- OS/2 Chicken:
It tried to cross the road several times, and finally gave up.
- Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
- Win 3.1 Chicken:
Your chicken starts to cross the road but for some reason freezes unexpectedly halfway across - clucking
"Sqwak... General Protection Fault Sqwak ... Task : Walk ... Sqwak 00123795". At this point it is squished
by a passing truck and you have to try again with another chicken.
- Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
- OOP Chicken:
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
- Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road ...
- C Chicken:
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
- C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
- VB Chicken:
USHighways!TheRoad cross (aChicken)
- Delphi Chicken:
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
- Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download a chicklet to the other side.
- Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
- Gopher Chicken:
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
- Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.
- Cray Chicken:
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the
other side fully cooked.
- Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of
your course.
- Lotus Chicken:
Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!
- Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
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